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The Last Hundred Miles

— August 2, 2011

South-eastern Uganda. A hundred mile bike ride sounds like a long one – unless you’ve been biking for thousands. To Kampala I rode mostly on a dirt track. It was the largest road within 20 miles. It was surprisingly poor, tightly packed with people. (Hard to find quiet places to pee – a good measure of population density!) There was no electrification. I saw three secondary schools.

south eastern Uganda was surprisingly poor

south eastern Uganda was surprisingly poor

making the chapati at night

making the chapati at night

there was no electricity in this town

there was no electricity in this town

everyone gathered around the movie theater - a 10 inch screen powered by a putput

everyone gathered around the movie theater - a 10 inch screen powered by a putput

motorbikes are an important form of transport

motorbikes are an important form of transport

as African bicycles are single speeds they push up hill

as African bicycles are single speeds they push up hill

source of the nile!!!

source of the nile!!!

not actually the source - the real one is in Burundi

not actually the source - the real one is in Burundi

the Nile at sunset

the Nile at sunset

nile take two

nile take two

near Jinja, Uganda

near Jinja, Uganda

south eastern Uganda was surprisingly poormaking the chapati at nightthere was no electricity in this towneveryone gathered around the movie theater - a 10 inch screen powered by a putputmotorbikes are an important form of transportas African bicycles are single speeds they push up hillsource of the nile!!!not actually the source - the real one is in Burundithe Nile at sunsetnile take twonear Jinja, Uganda

Cycling Southern Kenya

— July 29, 2011

I was cycling along and whaddya know but ahead of me was a tractor. A tractor!  I hadn’t seen a tractor in months. Wow! A tractor!!! Kenya had all sorts of golden nuggets. Paved country roads (not just the highways, and yes, plural, as in multiple!), food that was more than simple starches and mangy meat, a decent level of English comprehension, even buildings that were ten, maybe fifteen stories high. Kenya has had a stable (if autocratic) market orientated government (kind-of) since independence. You see that.

Though, Kenya is not America. The roads are potholed, most buildings in a state of disrepair and unemployed youth abundant. Lake Victoria is the most tragic. There used to be fish. There used to be ferries that would go as far as Uganda and Tanzania. Today the lake is carcinogenic. That night I camped out in a dilapidated lakeside hotel. I was comfortable, with a cold brewski in a cushy chair. An Indian businessman told me, “All the fish are gone. It’s pathetic – these people don’t even care.” And there’s little else to do but sit back, enjoy the beer, observe, listen and await the next racist comment.

near Kitale, Kenya

near Kitale, Kenya

could almost be Wisconsin

could almost be Wisconsin

downtown Eldoret, Kenya's fifth largest city, home of its famously fast runners

downtown Eldoret, Kenya's fifth largest city, home of its famously fast runners

just look at all that development! Eldoret, Kenya

just look at all that development! Eldoret, Kenya

a tea estate

a tea estate

Kapsabet, Kenya

Kapsabet, Kenya

downtown Kisumu, Kenya's third largest city

downtown Kisumu, Kenya's third largest city

100 years development, nevermind that the sign is falling apart

100 years development, nevermind that the sign is falling apart

abandonded dock on Lake Victoria, Kisumu, Kenya

abandonded dock on Lake Victoria, Kisumu, Kenya

Lake Victoria is now carcinogenic. The fish are mostly all dead.

Lake Victoria is now carcinogenic. The fish are mostly all dead.

after school transport

after school transport

thoughout Africa, school childern are in uniform, prim and proper

thoughout Africa, school childern are in uniform, prim and proper

southeastern Kenya

southeastern Kenya

near Obama's village, Kogelo, Kenya

near Obama's village, Kogelo, Kenya

near Kitale, Kenyacould almost be Wisconsindowntown Eldoret, Kenya's fifth largest city, home of its famously fast runnersjust look at all that development! Eldoret, Kenyaa tea estateKapsabet, Kenyadowntown Kisumu, Kenya's third largest city100 years development, nevermind that the sign is falling apartabandonded dock on Lake Victoria, Kisumu, KenyaLake Victoria is now carcinogenic. The fish are mostly all dead.after school transportthoughout Africa, school childern are in uniform, prim and propersoutheastern Kenyanear Obama's village, Kogelo, Kenya

Across a Desert: Kenya’s Northern Fronteir

— July 28, 2011

From South Sudan, we traveled east, into Kenya. The border town is Lokichogio, nicknamed Loki. When things were at their worst in Sudan, the United Nations and dozens of NGOs were headquartered there to disseminate food, shelter and medical aid. Loki’s airport was said to be busier than Nairobi’s. It’s an ironic sad story, to Loki, peace brought an economic catastrophe. Most of the NGOs have left. The airport takes in but a couple flights.

Traditionally, the people of northern Kenya were pastoralists. Many still are. They are called the Turkana. It was not uncommon to see a man with a bow and arrows tending to his flock of goats. The women are bare-breasted with giant colorful rings around their necks. We were on shinny bicycles with a lithium powered water filter and a computer navigation system listening to satellites thousands of miles away. It was a contrast that escaped no one. They would beg for food, water, anything.

Desertification, high birth rates and economic opportunity are transforming their way of life. From Loki south there is one road. It is dotted with towns overflowing with migrants attempting to escape a rough life dependent on the whims of nature.  NGOs are omnipresent. Most vehicles are Land Cruisers, stamped Norwegian Relief Council, Caritas International, World Vision, etc. It’s something you see all too often in Africa, the hopes of whole towns pinned to the West’s charity.

it was baren.

it was baren.

the Turkana people are pastoralists, traditional to the t

the Turkana people are pastoralists, traditional to the t

a camel!!

a camel!!

often times towns are not electrified. it's like a visit to Colonial Williamsburg, but real.

often times towns are not electrified. it's like a visit to Colonial Williamsburg, but real.

Kakuma Refugee Camp

Kakuma Refugee Camp

Turkana man, Kukuma, Kenya

Turkana man, Kukuma, Kenya

restuarant, Kakuma, Kenya

restuarant, Kakuma, Kenya

it's dry season; the rivers are empty. they do not build bridges. the road ends, then restarts.

it's dry season; the rivers are empty. they do not build bridges. the road ends, then restarts.

host, Kakuma

host, Kakuma

is he going to bar or to the butcher?

is he going to bar or to the butcher?

host family, Lodwar (note the satelite dish!)

host family, Lodwar (note the satelite dish!)

downtown center to the provinical capital, Lodwar

downtown center to the provinical capital, Lodwar

chicks are so cute. then they turn into chickens.

chicks are so cute. then they turn into chickens.

it was really hot and really really sunny.

it was really hot and really really sunny.

deserts are pretty, just bring enough water.

deserts are pretty, just bring enough water.

it was baren.the Turkana people are pastoralists, traditional to the ta camel!!often times towns are not electrified. it's like a visit to Colonial Williamsburg, but real.Kakuma Refugee CampTurkana man, Kukuma, Kenyarestuarant, Kakuma, Kenyait's dry season; the rivers are empty. they do not build bridges. the road ends, then restarts.host, Kakumais he going to bar or to the butcher?host family, Lodwar (note the satelite dish!)downtown center to the provinical capital, Lodwarchicks are so cute. then they turn into chickens.it was really hot and really really sunny.deserts are pretty, just bring enough water.

On the Road: South Sudan

— July 27, 2011

South Sudan. It was real. It’s hard to say that little, harder to attempt an honest telling of our journey.

That week was epic. Excitement was in the air – literally flags fluttered from atop trees, mountains, pickups and people, there was celebratory honking, singing, fireworks and gunfire. It was a beautiful experience to behold.

And then you were forced to reckon with what South Sudan is, barely a nation. Less than 5% graduate from primary school. Tribalism rules; the government is weak. There is little to unite the people, many do not speak a common language.

A few people seemed violent. It’s hard to explain. You just got that sense. You would look at them and they would look back at you stone cold without expression or acknowledgment. It was like a poker face but probably more aptly described as a 50 year civil war face.

In South Sudan, you see how far we’ve come. You see what it means to be a nation. And how very important that struggle is, to do the necessary maintenance, that we remain one people, indivisible.

few roads in South Sudan are paved

few roads in South Sudan are paved

it's a landscape of desert and verdant flood plains

it's a landscape of desert and verdant flood plains

UN helicopters ply the skies

UN helicopters ply the skies

there was sometimes a roughness in their character, a palpable violent edge

there was sometimes a roughness in their character, a palpable violent edge

but others were extremely friendly

but others were extremely friendly

everywhere flags

everywhere flags

more flags on cars per capita than anywhere else on earth

more flags on cars per capita than anywhere else on earth

landmines! how exciting!

landmines! how exciting!

rolling into Juba - a paved road! rejoice!

rolling into Juba - a paved road! rejoice!

independence was an occasion - excitement radiated

independence was an occasion - excitement radiated

at South Sudan's first soccer game

at South Sudan's first soccer game

South Sudan lost to Kenya's Tuskers, but it was a good showing

South Sudan lost to Kenya's Tuskers, but it was a good showing

roadside stop. unlike most African shops, this one sold Pepsi!

roadside stop. unlike most African shops, this one sold Pepsi!

everyone has to get their cell phone on

everyone has to get their cell phone on

the dirt tracks were a joy to ride one

the dirt tracks were a joy to ride one

joyful youth; there is hope

joyful youth; there is hope

few roads in South Sudan are pavedit's a landscape of desert and verdant flood plainsUN helicopters ply the skiesthere was sometimes a roughness in their character, a palpable violent edgebut others were extremely friendlyeverywhere flagsmore flags on cars per capita than anywhere else on earthlandmines! how exciting!rolling into Juba - a paved road! rejoice!independence was an occasion - excitement radiatedat South Sudan's first soccer gameSouth Sudan lost to Kenya's Tuskers, but it was a good showingroadside stop. unlike most African shops, this one sold Pepsi!everyone has to get their cell phone onthe dirt tracks were a joy to ride onejoyful youth; there is hope

The MV Liemba

— June 16, 2011

We took the MV Liemba from Mpulungu in Zambia to Kigoma in Tanzania. It was insane. When we go on a cruise, we expect sunsets and pretty scenery. This, however, is the MV Liemba: yelling, banging, crying babies, chickens, people sleeping on top of cargo, people sleeping on people.

the MV Liemba

the MV Liemba

it was an unbelievable voyage, so much stuff on one boat, utlizing only canoes and a little crane

it was an unbelievable voyage, so much stuff on one boat, utlizing only canoes and a little crane

sunset n' cargo!

sunset n' cargo!

there were two lifeboats for 1600 people

there were two lifeboats for 1600 people

A TV crew for the History Channel rented out the top deck. It was the only nice place on board because no one else was supposed to be up there.

A TV crew for the History Channel rented out the top deck. It was the only nice place on board because no one else was supposed to be up there.

Sunrise over our destination, Kigoma, Tanzania.

Sunrise over our destination, Kigoma, Tanzania.

The MV Liemba is not for the claustrophobic!

The MV Liemba is not for the claustrophobic!

on the second day, after it got just insane, women and childern were allowed to sleep on the floor of the 1st and 2nd class deck

on the second day, after it got just insane, women and childern were allowed to sleep on the floor of the 1st and 2nd class deck

the hallways were a mosh pit of sweat, mud and maize

the hallways were a mosh pit of sweat, mud and maize

3rd class was crowded. there were no beds, they just slept on top of each other

3rd class was crowded. there were no beds, they just slept on top of each other

the main deck - nothing was strapped down, people slept on cargo, people slept on our bikes

the main deck - nothing was strapped down, people slept on cargo, people slept on our bikes

the door in front of our 2nd class cabin was a puddle of mud, maize and unknown. people would walk barefoot, they slept on that floor.

the door in front of our 2nd class cabin was a puddle of mud, maize and unknown. people would walk barefoot, they slept on that floor.

there were no docks - canoes would tie up to the ship and people would climb onboard

there were no docks - canoes would tie up to the ship and people would climb onboard

the door in the boat people would climb / slash / push though to get onboard

the door in the boat people would climb / slash / push though to get onboard

it was crazy

it was crazy

the images speak for themselves

the images speak for themselves

the MV Liembait was an unbelievable voyage, so much stuff on one boat, utlizing only canoes and a little cranesunset n' cargo!there were two lifeboats for 1600 peopleA TV crew for the History Channel rented out the top deck. It was the only nice place on board because no one else was supposed to be up there.Sunrise over our destination, Kigoma, Tanzania.The MV Liemba is not for the claustrophobic!on the second day, after it got just insane, women and childern were allowed to sleep on the floor of the 1st and 2nd class deckthe hallways were a mosh pit of sweat, mud and maize3rd class was crowded. there were no beds, they just slept on top of each otherthe main deck - nothing was strapped down, people slept on cargo, people slept on our bikesthe door in front of our 2nd class cabin was a puddle of mud, maize and unknown. people would walk barefoot, they slept on that floor.there were no docks - canoes would tie up to the ship and people would climb onboardthe door in the boat people would climb / slash / push though to get onboardit was crazythe images speak for themselves

It was an experience. Especially as a TV crew from the History Channel rented out the boat, kind of, and were very happy to use their power as they pleased. I learned a lot. I’ll write more later.

To Cycle the Great North Road

— June 7, 2011

A day’s ride on the GNR. Hard to describe. Most the time it’s absolutely banal. But sometimes, like when the trucks pass each other and you have take a detour into a ditch, or when you’re riding after dark and you have no idea what crevasse lies ahead in the abyss, riding these roads can be absolutely terrifying.

the road is barely two lanes wide

the road is barely two lanes wide

i.e. the trucks are intimidating

i.e. the trucks are intimidating

this photo typifies the extent of Zambian road repair

this photo typifies the extent of Zambian road repair

Zambian bikes aren't spic and span, but it's incredible what they manage to haul. Yesterday we saw three people and a live rooster.

Zambian bikes aren't spic and span, but it's incredible what they manage to haul. Yesterday we saw three people and a live rooster.

sand is uncomfortable, I dare say

sand is uncomfortable, I dare say

this is rural Africa

this is rural Africa

if nothing else, there are epic beautiful trees here

if nothing else, there are epic beautiful trees here

the road is barely two lanes widei.e. the trucks are intimidatingthis photo typifies the extent of Zambian road repairZambian bikes aren't spic and span, but it's incredible what they manage to haul. Yesterday we saw three people and a live rooster.sand is uncomfortable, I dare saythis is rural Africaif nothing else, there are epic beautiful trees here

True but hard to comprehend: The Great North Road is the one only single road servicing the couple million residents of Central and Northern Zambia. This is Zambia’s I95 – most everything else is a dirt track.